"You know who wears sunglasses indoors? Blind people and assholes”
-Larry David


Band’s I’m Not Really Into Right Now And Possible Reasons Why
-Cold- stupid band (He, he! get it?!?!)
-Jane’s Addiction- Too old and gay for a bunch of guys who screw supermodels. Plus I don’t think they’re aware that it’s not 1991 anymore and pink feather boas aren’t cool
-The Starting Line- Singer wears pooka shells; obviously have a stylist on their payroll
-Evanescence- “I don’t know why the fuck people think we’re a Christian band.” Did I just hear a rooster crow?
-Kings of Leon- Just because you have a John Bonham mustache doesn’t make your band good
-Disturbed- dude, the chin mandible piercing things are never going to be cool.
-Blue Man Group- stupider than the Snorks
-The Mooney Suzuki- Just trying too damn hard to cover the MC5 and not doing that good of a job
-Incubus- Just not really a fan of their music